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Big agency
brains.
Startup speed.
Fraction of the cost.

Get the output of a full in-house team without the overhead, churn, or chaos.

See How We Stack Up

What You’d Pay for This Anywhere Else

Building a marketing team is expensive, slow, and full of friction. Here’s what it costs to match what we deliver, without the headaches.

Role / Function
Performance Media Buyers
(Meta, Google, Amazon, TikTok)
Creative & Content Strategy Lead
Conversion Optimization (UX)
Financial & Revenue Modelling
Email & Lifecycle Specialist
Merchandising Lead
Project Manager
Content Creator(s)
(Photo/Video/UGC)
Graphic Designers
Copywriter
Developer
Estimated Total Annual Cost
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Starts at ~$150K/yr
In-House
Team
$250K+/yr (4 hires)
$130K/yr
$110K/yr
Rare² / External CFO
$100K/yr
$60–$85K/yr
$85K/yr
$90K–$150K/yr
$70–$160K/yr
$80K/yr
$90–$120K/yr
$1.1M–$1.4M+
Freelancers
(Patchwork)
$8K–$12K/mo¹
You do it³
Inconsistent
Variable
Inconsistent
Inconsistent
$220K–$300K+⁴

Why Traditional Models Burn You Out

You've lived these challenges. Everything Bagel was built to fix them.

You’re managing a rotating group of creatives who don’t understand your brand or goals.

Our team works as a unit across strategy, creative, and performance. We stay embedded in your business so every asset connects to a larger outcome.

Even with help, you're the one connecting the dots across email, content, paid, and product.
You need 10 assets this week, a campaign next week, and performance media in flight—but your team is stretched thin.

What Growth Looks Like with Everything Bagel

Quick wins. Long-term gains. Real brands. Real results.
ORGANIC SOCIAL

Entertained first — converted later

We ditched product pushing in favor of culture-driven, humorous content that made people laugh, share, and click—without feeling sold to.

  • Crafted meme-first content
  • Wrote scroll-stopping captions
  • Launched viral snack humor reels
  • Created "skincare pasta" parody
  • Built social calendars around LOLs
+526%
increase in engagement rate
170K+
views on UGC reels
Email · Creative · Lifecycle

4x open rate in 90 days

Mad Tea needed email that converted. We built a ritual-driven campaign around morning, noon, and night tea moments to lift engagement and revenue.

  • Hooked subject lines + previews
  • Created dayparted email flows
  • Designed image-forward layouts
  • Added exclusivity signals
  • Integrated testimonials + recipes
17% to 70%
open
rate
Top CTR on“A Day With MadTea”
Full-Funnel · Strategy · Performance

From emerging to category leader

BGV wanted to lead in a crowded category. We brought full-funnel strategy across creative, CRO, and media to scale sales and retention.

  • Built multi-channel media plan
  • Reworked ad creative
  • Audited funnel conversion points
  • Developed retention flows
  • Optimized campaign spend
+272%
increase in sales
+10%
retention increase
Creative · Paid Social · UGC

Rocky campaign packed a punch

To launch the Rocky 3 capsule, we cut nostalgic, story-driven video content that resonated deeply—and went viral.

  • Cut iconic Rocky 3 scenes
  • Built ad creative around nostalgia
  • Wrote campaign landing pages
  • Launched on TikTok + Meta
  • Monitored for breakout traction
3.3M
viral views on TikTok
2X
sold-out
capsule sell-through
Web Design · UX · CRO

Upgraded UX doubled conversions

Zena’s site needed to match their growth. We revamped their landing pages and flow with conversion-focused UX and storytelling.

  • Rebuilt landing pages
  • Streamlined product hierarchy
  • Improved add-to-cart flow
  • Integrated storytelling modules
  • Ran CRO experiments
2X
conversion rate increase
+12%
lift in
add-to-cart rate
ORGANIC SOCIAL

Entertained first — converted later

We ditched product pushing in favor of culture-driven, humorous content that made people laugh, share, and click—without feeling sold to.

  • Crafted meme-first content
  • Wrote scroll-stopping captions
  • Launched viral snack humor reels
  • Created "skincare pasta" parody
  • Built social calendars around LOLs
+526%
increase in engagement rate
170K+
views on UGC reels
Email · Creative · Lifecycle

4x open rate in 90 days

Mad Tea needed email that converted. We built a ritual-driven campaign around morning, noon, and night tea moments to lift engagement and revenue.

  • Hooked subject lines + previews
  • Created dayparted email flows
  • Designed image-forward layouts
  • Added exclusivity signals
  • Integrated testimonials + recipes
17% to 70%
open
rate
Top CTR on“A Day With MadTea”
Full-Funnel · Strategy · Performance

From emerging to category leader

BGV wanted to lead in a crowded category. We brought full-funnel strategy across creative, CRO, and media to scale sales and retention.

  • Built multi-channel media plan
  • Reworked ad creative
  • Audited funnel conversion points
  • Developed retention flows
  • Optimized campaign spend
+272%
increase in sales
+10%
retention increase
Creative · Paid Social · UGC

Rocky campaign packed a punch

To launch the Rocky 3 capsule, we cut nostalgic, story-driven video content that resonated deeply—and went viral.

  • Cut iconic Rocky 3 scenes
  • Built ad creative around nostalgia
  • Wrote campaign landing pages
  • Launched on TikTok + Meta
  • Monitored for breakout traction
3.3M
viral views on TikTok
2X
sold-out
capsule sell-through
Web Design · UX · CRO

Upgraded UX doubled conversions

Zena’s site needed to match their growth. We revamped their landing pages and flow with conversion-focused UX and storytelling.

  • Rebuilt landing pages
  • Streamlined product hierarchy
  • Improved add-to-cart flow
  • Integrated storytelling modules
  • Ran CRO experiments
2X
conversion rate increase
+12%
lift in
add-to-cart rate

We Don’t Just Make Content. We Map Your Path to Revenue.

Our work ladders up to a model that helps you grow across DTC, Amazon, retail, and wholesale. Fewer random acts of marketing. More intentional momentum

custom growth modeling

We build models aligned with your CAC, margin, and contribution limits

Omnichannel Impact Planning

We connect how DTC affects retail and how email drives reorders.

Profit-Driven Strategy

Our roadmap considers cash flow, not just clicks.

Your North Star
Is Ours

We co-own your revenue targets,not just media spend.

team

work with the team you meet.
not a ghost crew.

75+ years of combined experience. These are the folks driving your growth, not hidden juniors or random freelancers.

Partner
Gabe Wolff

Drives brand growth through paid media and strategy.

Partner
Amanda Berkowitz

Leads growth through partnerships, strategy, and brand collaborations.

Partner/Creative Director
Jeff Laine

Crafts compelling campaigns with design, storytelling, and impact.

VP Brand
Janelle Alfonso

Builds iconic brands with strategy, creativity, and storytelling.

VP Lifecycle Marketing
Jylle Ryan

From acquisition to retention and across channels, ensures that EB’s strategy and execution on the clients’ brand promise is cohesive throughout the customer lifecycle.

Senior Performance Strategist
John Henry Tardiff

Drives growth through data-backed media strategy, performance analysis, and continuous creative testing.

Video Strategist
Brianna Thompson

Leads strategy, creative direction, and production of paid media video from concept to execution to performance analysis.

CRO & Shopify Technical Implementation
Omar Madi

Optimizes conversion flows and builds seamless Shopify experiences through data, experimentation, and technical precision.

Art Director
Juliana ARISTIZABAL

Shapes brand identity with elevated visual direction, strategic storytelling, and refined creative execution.

testimonial

what our clients say

“They’ve helped our business grow over the last three months we have worked with them and I intend to continue this relationship for as long as possible.”

Nnamdi Ugwu
— Black Girl Vitamins

“The kind of agency partner those of us still in CPG always wished we had. A true partner — no cookie-cutter approach, here!”

JN Ryan
— Made In Nature

“These guys are not just marketing service providers, they are growth operators who understand DTC at a deep level.”

Joel Biery
— Kapture Box

“They're up to speed on all of the latest trends/shifts in terms of digital marketing strategy and easily work it into their approach.”

Andrew Yanofsky
— Wowwee

"Everything Bagel is the best. We've worked with 5+ DTC agencies and they've been by far the most strategic, attentive, and results-oriented."

Will Nitze
— IQBAR

“They’ve helped our business grow over the last three months we have worked with them and I intend to continue this relationship for as long as possible.”

Nnamdi Ugwu
— Black Girl Vitamins

“The kind of agency partner those of us still in CPG always wished we had. A true partner — no cookie-cutter approach, here!”

JN Ryan
— Made In Nature

“These guys are not just marketing service providers, they are growth operators who understand DTC at a deep level.”

Joel Biery
— Kapture Box

“They're up to speed on all of the latest trends/shifts in terms of digital marketing strategy and easily work it into their approach.”

Andrew Yanofsky
— Wowwee

"Everything Bagel is the best. We've worked with 5+ DTC agencies and they've been by far the most strategic, attentive, and results-oriented."

Will Nitze
— IQBAR
FAQs

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

How is Everything Bagel different from a traditional agency?

We’re not an agency—we’re growth operators. Traditional agencies often work in silos, focusing on one aspect of your marketing. We take an integrated approach, aligning performance marketing, creative, and conversion strategy to drive sustainable revenue growth. Our focus isn’t just on delivering campaigns—it’s on building businesses that scale profitably.

What kinds of brands do you work with?

We partner with DTC and omnichannel brands that are ready to scale. Typically, our clients have a proven product-market fit and generate $5M+ in annual revenue, but we also work with select high-potential brands that need a strong growth roadmap.

What’s included in the Brand Analysis?

Our Brand Analysis is a deep-dive into your brand’s revenue performance, user experience, and media structure to identify the biggest opportunities for impact. You’ll walk away with a clear, data-backed roadmap, not just vague recommendations. If you’re serious about scaling, this is where you start.

Do you offer guarantees*?

Yes. We stand behind our work with a Revenue Performance Guarantee—if we don’t hit 80% of our projected forecast within the first 90 days, we credit back the percentage miss as a percentage of our fee. Plus, our 30-day out clause means you’re never locked in if we’re not the right fit.

How long does it take to see results?

It depends on your starting point, but many of our clients see significant revenue growth within the first 90 days. Our strategies aren’t just about quick wins—we build compounding, long-term growth that scales with your business.

What’s your pricing structure?

We customize our scope based on your business needs, but our engagements typically start at $15K/month. Our pricing reflects the high-level strategy, execution, and full-stack support we bring to scaling brands.

Can we test working together before committing long-term?

Absolutely. Many brands start with our Brand Analysis to get a full audit and roadmap, and from there, we determine the best engagement model.

How do we get started?

Simple. Book a call with our team, and we’ll dive into where you are today, where you want to go, and how we can help you get there. No fluff—just a clear path to profitable growth.

Everything Bagel Partners

Your Recipe for Success

We don’t just give you data, we give you a clear, actionable roadmap to turn insights into growth. No fluff, no vague recommendations, just real strategies that move the needle. Start with a personalized audit today!

Growth Guaranteed*

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